My kids are in camp this week, and I got an e-mail with a waiver for my daughter's field trip.
Here is what it takes to print out a waiver:
1. Get onto the desktop the night before the trip. Discover that it is again bugged up with extensions. Curse the day you allowed kids on Tanky/Minecraft. Start task manager to remove the extensions so you can get into e-mail.
2. Find the correct e-mail. Find the attached form which opens in some funny format that you can'r print directly.
3. Download the form.
4.Turn the printer on, so it can start warming up and getting to the print screen.
5. Discover that the printer USB cable is not connected. (The wireless printing ceased working a long time ago. Why? It's a mystery) Plug it in.
6. Select print and see that the computer claims that the printer is offline.
7.Watch as the printer is completely turned off, despite making reassuring noises earlier. All button pressing leads to nothing. Somehow the printer is no longer plugged into the power strip, which is laying tantalizingly out of reach behind the file cabinet.
8. Move the file cabinet, plug in the printer, turn it on.
9. The preview for the file will not load.
10. The printer claims that it is out of paper, despite a stack of paper in the tray. As you pull out the papers to stack them up better, Cuisenaire rods will fall out from the paper slot.
11. Reinsert the paper, and find yet another rod inside. Pick up the printer and shake it out.
12. Save the file as an image.
13. Watch the printer spew out five pages of ads for the lemonade stand that the kids ran last week. Mentally remind yourself to check document queue next time.
14. Husband comes in, wondering what's the matter. Bite his head off over not working computer, printer and darn freaking kids. Watch husband back up, while encouraging you to blog and TAKE YOUR TIME.
Love it 😊 This got my funny bone.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't help laughing! Definitely been there done that.
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